What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 01:35
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
No way
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Still no good.
Why do narcissists and especially covert narcissists always play the victim?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
How do you feel about the impending end of what Donald Trump calls "the Green New scam"?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics